tier two
You wrote half the speech in a fugue state two months ago. You thought the whole thing was written. You pulled it up in between Zoom calls today, and oh shit, it is so not done.
Share with us via Google Docs, and we’ll turn your jumbled sentences into a toast so perfect the Dad will laugh and the Mom will cry. Hey, even the weird Aunt will like it. That never happens.
TLDR: Four-day minimum turnaround. You’ve got one paragraph written, minimum. We’ll turn it into a fully written toast.
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AFTER YOU PAY, YOU MUST EMAIL US TO FULFILL YOUR ORDER
subject: your order number
You wrote half the speech in a fugue state two months ago. You thought the whole thing was written. You pulled it up in between Zoom calls today, and oh shit, it is so not done.
Share with us via Google Docs, and we’ll turn your jumbled sentences into a toast so perfect the Dad will laugh and the Mom will cry. Hey, even the weird Aunt will like it. That never happens.
TLDR: Four-day minimum turnaround. You’ve got one paragraph written, minimum. We’ll turn it into a fully written toast.
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AFTER YOU PAY, YOU MUST EMAIL US TO FULFILL YOUR ORDER
subject: your order number
You wrote half the speech in a fugue state two months ago. You thought the whole thing was written. You pulled it up in between Zoom calls today, and oh shit, it is so not done.
Share with us via Google Docs, and we’ll turn your jumbled sentences into a toast so perfect the Dad will laugh and the Mom will cry. Hey, even the weird Aunt will like it. That never happens.
TLDR: Four-day minimum turnaround. You’ve got one paragraph written, minimum. We’ll turn it into a fully written toast.
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AFTER YOU PAY, YOU MUST EMAIL US TO FULFILL YOUR ORDER
subject: your order number