tier three
You’re in a full-body sweat. You have to give a toast this weekend and barely know the bride. She was your college roommate’s best friend. Seriously, why the fuck we’re you invited.
We’ll do it all. Just send us a couple of voice notes or a brief Facetime, and boom, you’ll have the perfect toast. Hey, we’ll even email the hotel to let them know you need it printed.
TLDR: Minimum turnaround of four days. You’ve got nothing written. For background info, you connect with us via voice notes, Facetime, or Zoom.
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AFTER YOU PAY, YOU MUST EMAIL US TO FULFILL YOUR ORDER
subject: your order number
You’re in a full-body sweat. You have to give a toast this weekend and barely know the bride. She was your college roommate’s best friend. Seriously, why the fuck we’re you invited.
We’ll do it all. Just send us a couple of voice notes or a brief Facetime, and boom, you’ll have the perfect toast. Hey, we’ll even email the hotel to let them know you need it printed.
TLDR: Minimum turnaround of four days. You’ve got nothing written. For background info, you connect with us via voice notes, Facetime, or Zoom.
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AFTER YOU PAY, YOU MUST EMAIL US TO FULFILL YOUR ORDER
subject: your order number

You’re in a full-body sweat. You have to give a toast this weekend and barely know the bride. She was your college roommate’s best friend. Seriously, why the fuck we’re you invited.
We’ll do it all. Just send us a couple of voice notes or a brief Facetime, and boom, you’ll have the perfect toast. Hey, we’ll even email the hotel to let them know you need it printed.
TLDR: Minimum turnaround of four days. You’ve got nothing written. For background info, you connect with us via voice notes, Facetime, or Zoom.
———————
AFTER YOU PAY, YOU MUST EMAIL US TO FULFILL YOUR ORDER
subject: your order number